








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 529 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 152 matches | ||
| Premier | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 68 matches | ||
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




107 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5869 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,334 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5111 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4080 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 5980 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 5163 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $844,831 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 412 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ΰΉΫ£ΫπΆππ_π¬πΆπ | +3.66 | 80 | 73 |
| #2 | S O U H E I L*_* | +0.91 | 54 | 68 |
| #3 | S O U H E I L*_* | +0.87 | 55 | 69 |
| #4 | sami <3 | -0.26 | 39 | 51 |
| #5 | AllAAllA | -0.73 | 59 | 64 |





