








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 961 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 230 matches | ||
| Premier | 161 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 118 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6561 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,294 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8074 | 29% |
| Smokes | 6599 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 6272 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 7349 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,142,993 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 266 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | sami <3 | 53% | 57 |
| #4 | S O U H E I L*_* | 51% | 290 |
| #5 | AllAAllA | 49% | 204 |
| #6 | A M I N E β‘ DROP.SKIN | 47% | 94 |
| #7 | S O U H E I L*_* | 41% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ΰΉΫ£ΫπΆππ_π¬πΆπ | +4.02 | 80 | 73 |
| #2 | S O U H E I L*_* | +2.29 | 62 | 72 |
| #3 | S O U H E I L*_* | +1.77 | 54 | 68 |
| #4 | wxlidz | +0.00 | 53 | 68 |
| #5 | AllAAllA | -0.63 | 60 | 64 |





