








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1464 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 585 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 65 matches | ||
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 151 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




76 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10789 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 39,723 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12865 | 32% |
| Smokes | 10086 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 8702 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 8070 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,908,272 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 711 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mackz | 59% | 157 |
| #2 | Filet'O'Fiche | 57% | 175 |
| #3 | β ..πππ π¨π¨ΓΈπͺ | 57% | 76 |
| #4 | V r i s K o | 54% | 78 |
| #5 | RGTk | 51% | 255 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | β ..πππ π¨π¨ΓΈπͺ | 57% | 76 |
| #4 | V r i s K o | 54% | 78 |
| #5 | RGTk | 51% | 255 |
| #6 | Virtual_Omega | 51% | 67 |
| #7 | LEGIT | 50% | 123 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RGTk | 55 | 0.0104 |
| #2 | LEGIT | 27 | 0.0105 |
| #3 | Filet'O'Fiche | 21 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | Mackz | 18 | 0.0058 |
| #5 | β ..πππ π¨π¨ΓΈπͺ | 13 | 0.0084 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RGTk | 1056 | 0.20 | 24 min |
| #2 | Mackz | 643 | 0.21 | 15 min |
| #3 | β ..πππ π¨π¨ΓΈπͺ | 332 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #4 | Filet'O'Fiche | 306 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #5 | LEGIT | 297 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | V r i s K o | +2.16 | 60 | 58 |
| #2 | β ..πππ π¨π¨ΓΈπͺ | +1.89 | 69 | 69 |
| #3 | Krueger | +1.71 | 74 | 64 |
| #4 | RGTk | -0.18 | 62 | 68 |
| #5 | Virtual_Omega | -0.25 | 93 | 60 |





