








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 114 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 287 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3638 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,732 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2546 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2482 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2457 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2247 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $400,713 of utility $56 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stratigos | 58% | 52 |
| #2 | Tickle Monster >:3 | 56% | 147 |
| #3 | Del33t | 51% | 294 |
| #4 | fluffy stuffles | 46% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stratigos | 58% | 52 |
| #2 | Tickle Monster >:3 | 56% | 147 |
| #3 | Del33t | 51% | 294 |
| #4 | fluffy stuffles | 46% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tickle Monster >:3 | 11 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Del33t | 4 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | Stratigos | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | fluffy stuffles | 2 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Del33t | 503 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #2 | Tickle Monster >:3 | 390 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #3 | fluffy stuffles | 73 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | Stratigos | 27 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Guerra | +2.06 | 58 | 60 |
| #2 | Tickle Monster >:3 | -0.65 | 44 | 64 |
| #3 | Stratigos | -1.10 | 61 | 35 |
| #4 | fluffy stuffles | -2.04 | 67 | 57 |
| #5 | Del33t | -2.12 | 39 | 60 |





