








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 64 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 118 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1275 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,596 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1609 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2154 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1364 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1469 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $288,993 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 135 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stratigos | 68% | 25 |
| #2 | Guerra | 56% | 147 |
| #3 | Del33t | 54% | 136 |
| #4 | fluffy stuffles | 43% | 23 |
| #5 | Dr. Bustdown | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stratigos | 68% | 25 |
| #2 | Guerra | 56% | 147 |
| #3 | Del33t | 54% | 136 |
| #4 | fluffy stuffles | 43% | 23 |
| #5 | Dr. Bustdown | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Guerra | 8 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Del33t | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | fluffy stuffles | 3 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Guerra | 335 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #2 | Del33t | 220 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #3 | fluffy stuffles | 65 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | Dr. Bustdown | 50 | 0.27 | 1 min |
| #5 | Stratigos | 18 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Guerra | +2.66 | 58 | 58 |
| #2 | Dr. Bustdown | +1.72 | 70 | 52 |
| #3 | Stratigos | -0.28 | 60 | 39 |
| #4 | Tickle Monster >:3 | -0.68 | 43 | 65 |
| #5 | Del33t | -1.90 | 37 | 60 |





