








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 734 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 452 matches | ||
| Faceit | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 38 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




82 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7474 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,041 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2299 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1479 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 5037 | 46% |
| Molotovs | 2226 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,760,034 of utility $197 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 182 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rose '-' | 52% | 73 |
| #2 | Physio | 50% | 189 |
| #3 | Luke | 39% | 82 |
| #4 | alloy | 38% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rose '-' | 52% | 73 |
| #2 | Physio | 50% | 189 |
| #3 | Luke | 39% | 82 |
| #4 | alloy | 38% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Physio | 69 | 0.0178 |
| #2 | Luke | 55 | 0.0330 |
| #3 | alloy | 22 | 0.0290 |
| #4 | Rose '-' | 16 | 0.0105 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Physio | 236 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #2 | Luke | 201 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | alloy | 133 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #4 | Rose '-' | 111 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Physio | +2.31 | 84 | 58 |
| #2 | Rose '-' | +1.47 | 79 | 57 |
| #3 | applepiefly | +0.45 | 59 | 38 |
| #4 | Luke | -0.53 | 60 | 36 |
| #5 | alloy | -2.63 | 58 | 42 |





