








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 457 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Wingman | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2061 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,690 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1722 | 37% |
| Smokes | 630 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 1323 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1015 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $521,643 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1151 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Golfarn | 63% | 41 |
| #2 | pangad av olof k | 57% | 44 |
| #3 | | 54% | 35 |
| #4 | TroopΞr | 46% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Golfarn | 63% | 41 |
| #2 | pangad av olof k | 57% | 44 |
| #3 | | 54% | 35 |
| #4 | TroopΞr | 46% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pangad av olof k | 11 | 0.0138 |
| #2 | | 10 | 0.0180 |
| #3 | Golfarn | 4 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | TroopΞr | 3 | 0.0105 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Golfarn | 216 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| #2 | pangad av olof k | 137 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #3 | TroopΞr | 66 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #4 | | 39 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | +4.14 | 83 | 65 |
| #2 | TroopΞr | +3.23 | 86 | 56 |
| #3 | | +3.09 | 82 | 58 |
| #4 | Golfarn | -2.03 | 41 | 62 |
| #5 | pangad av olof k | -4.18 | 33 | 48 |





