








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 878 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 452 matches | ||
| Faceit | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




71 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5834 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,246 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6189 | 26% |
| Smokes | 7680 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 5648 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4729 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,605,705 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1258 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gekko | 57% | 169 |
| #2 | JustAChillChicken | 55% | 40 |
| #3 | Gimle | 50% | 389 |
| #4 | MR.Miljøteknikk | 49% | 264 |
| #5 | nyborg9 | 47% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Gimle | 50% | 389 |
| #4 | MR.Miljøteknikk | 49% | 264 |
| #5 | nyborg9 | 47% | 104 |
| #6 | alcsx | 47% | 183 |
| #7 | Erl1ngos | 40% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gekko | 64 | 0.0187 |
| #2 | MR.Miljøteknikk | 49 | 0.0089 |
| #3 | alcsx | 39 | 0.0105 |
| #4 | Gimle | 36 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | Erl1ngos | 8 | 0.0069 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gimle | 1003 | 0.12 | 25 min |
| #2 | Gekko | 632 | 0.18 | 15 min |
| #3 | MR.Miljøteknikk | 607 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #4 | nyborg9 | 291 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #5 | JustAChillChicken | 115 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gekko | +3.16 | 78 | 58 |
| #2 | JustAChillChicken | +0.53 | 61 | 43 |
| #3 | MR.Miljøteknikk | +0.48 | 65 | 57 |
| #4 | Gimle | +0.43 | 67 | 55 |
| #5 | Yeetus | +0.12 | 56 | 58 |





