








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 984 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 365 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3726 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,990 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4282 | 43% |
| Smokes | 1799 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 2348 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1561 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,399,044 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 169 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Burgs | 64% | 44 |
| #2 | Tony Stank | 54% | 203 |
| #3 | gamersupps.gg | 49% | 184 |
| #4 | Starlures | 48% | 211 |
| #5 | dave | 45% | 185 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Starlures | 48% | 211 |
| #5 | dave | 45% | 185 |
| #6 | FK8_DINGO | 43% | 28 |
| #7 | FARRENHEIGHTS | 41% | 34 |
| #8 | DommiSalami | 35% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dave | 32 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | Tony Stank | 21 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | Starlures | 12 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | gamersupps.gg | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Burgs | 6 | 0.0064 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tony Stank | 293 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #2 | gamersupps.gg | 250 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #3 | dave | 245 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #4 | Starlures | 209 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #5 | FARRENHEIGHTS | 83 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Burgs | +2.56 | 29 | 35 |
| #2 | aiden.weiskittle | +0.69 | 33 | 47 |
| #3 | Tony Stank | +0.53 | 18 | 34 |
| #4 | gamersupps.gg | +0.33 | 52 | 44 |
| #5 | dave | -0.06 | 42 | 28 |





