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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 306 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
751 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 936 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 294 | 31% |
| Smokes | 87 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 361 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 194 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $478,086 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 199 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Bride | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | gamersupps.gg | 69% | 13 |
| #3 | Groovy | 64% | 11 |
| #4 | aiden.weiskittle | 64% | 44 |
| #5 | CrossX | 62% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Tony Stank | 53% | 62 |
| #8 | P1zza | 53% | 36 |
| #9 | dave | 50% | 20 |
| #10 | Yuminoo | 45% | 11 |
| #11 | bum | 44% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tony Stank | 11 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | P1zza | 10 | 0.0136 |
| #3 | aiden.weiskittle | 7 | 0.0075 |
| #4 | dave | 4 | 0.0096 |
| #5 | CrossX | 4 | 0.0137 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aiden.weiskittle | 159 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #2 | Tony Stank | 97 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | CrossX | 35 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | P1zza | 33 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | dave | 31 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yuminoo | +5.11 | 70 | 59 |
| #2 | The Bride | +1.85 | 42 | 33 |
| #3 | P1zza | +1.73 | 14 | 33 |
| #4 | Burgs | +1.18 | 25 | 30 |
| #5 | Tony Stank | +0.59 | 19 | 39 |





