








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 204 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 109 matches | ||
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 68 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3209 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,171 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4965 | 35% |
| Smokes | 4321 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1577 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 3308 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $740,864 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 123 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JEZZAMANEZZA | 53% | 116 |
| #2 | | Fl0w | 51% | 130 |
| #3 | Kempo | 46% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JEZZAMANEZZA | 53% | 116 |
| #2 | | Fl0w | 51% | 130 |
| #3 | Kempo | 46% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | Fl0w | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | JEZZAMANEZZA | 5 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | Fl0w | 837 | 0.32 | 20 min |
| #2 | Kempo | 112 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #3 | JEZZAMANEZZA | 110 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JEZZAMANEZZA | +1.77 | 62 | 45 |
| #2 | | Fl0w | +1.27 | 64 | 58 |
| #3 | SpungBob | +0.15 | 64 | 59 |
| #4 | Kempo | -2.85 | 46 | 58 |





