








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 69 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
929 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,298 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2414 | 46% |
| Smokes | 1184 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1442 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 258 | 5% |
Our logs show you have wasted $165,787 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 343 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SK | 50% | 6 |
| #2 | แถณแตสณแตแตแถฐแตแดณแตแตแต | 47% | 45 |
| #3 | [M]itraillette.BiH^^ | 44% | 18 |
| #4 | LouISe (fr only) | 39% | 46 |
| #5 | -JuSko- | 33% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SK | 50% | 6 |
| #2 | แถณแตสณแตแตแถฐแตแดณแตแตแต | 47% | 45 |
| #3 | [M]itraillette.BiH^^ | 44% | 18 |
| #4 | LouISe (fr only) | 39% | 46 |
| #5 | -JuSko- | 33% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | แถณแตสณแตแตแถฐแตแดณแตแตแต | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | LouISe (fr only) | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | แถณแตสณแตแตแถฐแตแดณแตแตแต | 129 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #2 | LouISe (fr only) | 104 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | [M]itraillette.BiH^^ | 67 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | -JuSko- | 37 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | SK | 17 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๐๐๐ฆ๐ฃ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ | +2.61 | 66 | 73 |
| #2 | [M]itraillette.BiH^^ | -1.04 | 33 | 72 |
| #3 | SK | -1.40 | 31 | 64 |
| #4 | -JuSko- | -1.43 | 86 | 38 |
| #5 | LouISe (fr only) | -2.85 | 30 | 68 |





