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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 250 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 199 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
862 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,613 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 321 | 9% |
| Smokes | 1859 | 51% |
| HE Grenades | 102 | 3% |
| Molotovs | 1331 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $740,648 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Magisk | 38% | 21 |
| #2 | RangerOz | 37% | 57 |
| #3 | o0IH0o | 36% | 69 |
| #4 | DataGridView | 30% | 23 |
| #5 | み | 23% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Magisk | 38% | 21 |
| #2 | RangerOz | 37% | 57 |
| #3 | o0IH0o | 36% | 69 |
| #4 | DataGridView | 30% | 23 |
| #5 | み | 23% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RangerOz | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Magisk | 3 | 0.0079 |
| #3 | o0IH0o | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | DataGridView | 1 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | み | 1 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RangerOz | 281 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| #2 | o0IH0o | 164 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | Magisk | 69 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #4 | み | 52 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #5 | DataGridView | 22 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | み | +13.84 | 78 | 67 |
| #2 | Magisk | +9.56 | 65 | 77 |
| #3 | o0IH0o | +0.86 | 6 | 39 |
| #4 | r0092440 | -2.39 | 1 | 32 |
| #5 | RangerOz | -5.07 | 7 | 48 |





