








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 64 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
106 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 229 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 108 | 47% |
| Smokes | 58 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 34 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 29 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $35,406 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 70 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | knomico | 2 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | Lucy S. | 1 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | THE SCROLL HAS GIVEN HIM POWER | 14 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #2 | knomico | 13 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #3 | assthrasher6000 | 4 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #4 | Trap Eevee | 4 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #5 | type shit desuwa~ | 3 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | THE SCROLL HAS GIVEN HIM POWER | +9.34 | 82 | 53 |
| #2 | assthrasher6000 | +5.53 | 85 | 61 |
| #3 | Maki | -1.04 | 53 | 21 |
| #4 | Tij | -1.25 | 14 | 12 |
| #5 | 6-7 billion usd would fix me rn | -2.03 | 39 | 11 |





