








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 219 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 153 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1756 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,327 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1102 | 21% |
| Smokes | 909 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 2104 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 1212 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $659,630 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 122 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | idot | 53% | 51 |
| #7 | Buda's | 50% | 14 |
| #8 | Section | 45% | 11 |
| #9 | Josefi420 | 43% | 14 |
| #10 | [301 Kingz] 4L Hunter | 32% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chad Bezos | 35 | 0.0167 |
| #2 | idot | 12 | 0.0111 |
| #3 | [301 Kingz] 4L Hunter | 8 | 0.0176 |
| #4 | EvilLarry | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | Josefi420 | 4 | 0.0124 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chad Bezos | 162 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #2 | idot | 132 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | EvilLarry | 117 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | RuinsCS | 66 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #5 | [301 Kingz] 4L Hunter | 64 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EvilLarry | +5.03 | 89 | 39 |
| #2 | Buda's | +2.23 | 75 | 41 |
| #3 | RuinsCS | +2.06 | 63 | 48 |
| #4 | sapreezy | +0.52 | 66 | 60 |
| #5 | idot | +0.46 | 49 | 46 |





