








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 257 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 373 matches | ||
| Faceit | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3743 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,885 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4601 | 20% |
| Smokes | 7362 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 4214 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 6708 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,089,064 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 119 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | n0te | 10 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | BabyDoge | 7 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | แมวส้ม | 6 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | ✪ TinZ | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | V2 | 3 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Real NOOB | +2.18 | 76 | 50 |
| #2 | V2 | +0.79 | 75 | 62 |
| #3 | U apichart farm | +0.62 | 53 | 62 |
| #4 | ✪ TinZ | +0.33 | 48 | 73 |
| #5 | No egoน่ะ | -0.02 | 66 | 63 |





