








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 63 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 318 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 60 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3731 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,633 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3597 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4276 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4413 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2347 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,055,577 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 24 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Nginx ❂ | 49% | 113 |
| #6 | Rg cvo RR | 47% | 70 |
| #7 | BabyDoge | 47% | 58 |
| #8 | JackRusseL | 43% | 104 |
| #9 | Noname | 38% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | เกื้อ Rating 3.02 | 24 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | Rg cvo RR | 6 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | BabyDoge | 6 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | Collarb | 3 | 0.0066 |
| #5 | Nginx ❂ | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | เกื้อ Rating 3.02 | 302 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #2 | Rg cvo RR | 276 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #3 | Noname | 224 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #4 | JackRusseL | 167 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | Nginx ❂ | 146 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Somdej Barron | +2.57 | 73 | 62 |
| #2 | Nginx ❂ | +1.97 | 68 | 47 |
| #3 | Rg cvo RR | +0.23 | 42 | 57 |
| #4 | Noname | -0.38 | 46 | 66 |
| #5 | เกื้อ Rating 3.02 | -0.42 | 64 | 59 |





