








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 332 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 357 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




110 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3966 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,780 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9420 | 37% |
| Smokes | 4666 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 8457 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 3237 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $660,271 of utility $47 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 252 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R G N | 62 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | Théoden | 57 | 0.0272 |
| #3 | Awowogei | 35 | 0.0277 |
| #4 | xStumpp | 30 | 0.0070 |
| #5 | Smeagol | 20 | 0.0111 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R G N | 1748 | 0.20 | 43 min |
| #2 | Théoden | 452 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| #3 | Smeagol | 364 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #4 | xStumpp | 243 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #5 | Awowogei | 237 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smeagol | +6.49 | 73 | 67 |
| #2 | Awowogei | +5.11 | 76 | 71 |
| #3 | Théoden | +4.98 | 75 | 61 |
| #4 | R G N | +2.46 | 61 | 72 |
| #5 | Rxn | +0.37 | 73 | 43 |





