








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 388 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 71 matches | ||
| Premier | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 70 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2475 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,465 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2622 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2912 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2713 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3218 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,488,979 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 249 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S1mplyJ | 49% | 63 |
| #2 | BadiBacaNNo | 45% | 368 |
| #3 | DarkImp3rium | 42% | 253 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S1mplyJ | 49% | 63 |
| #2 | BadiBacaNNo | 45% | 368 |
| #3 | DarkImp3rium | 42% | 253 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BadiBacaNNo | 46 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | DarkImp3rium | 10 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | S1mplyJ | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BadiBacaNNo | 1260 | 0.17 | 32 min |
| #2 | DarkImp3rium | 399 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #3 | S1mplyJ | 128 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BadiBacaNNo | +3.85 | 72 | 71 |
| #2 | S1mplyJ | +1.87 | 67 | 67 |
| #3 | DarkImp3rium | -1.59 | 51 | 60 |
| #4 | T0b3 | -2.56 | 44 | 53 |





