








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 335 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1878 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,365 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1745 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2013 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1535 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2072 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,169,329 of utility $222 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S1mplyJ | 50% | 50 |
| #2 | BadiBacaNNo | 43% | 251 |
| #3 | T0b3 | 42% | 253 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S1mplyJ | 50% | 50 |
| #2 | BadiBacaNNo | 43% | 251 |
| #3 | T0b3 | 42% | 253 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T0b3 | 42 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | BadiBacaNNo | 32 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | S1mplyJ | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BadiBacaNNo | 918 | 0.18 | 25 min |
| #2 | T0b3 | 467 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #3 | S1mplyJ | 110 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BadiBacaNNo | +3.84 | 72 | 73 |
| #2 | S1mplyJ | +1.83 | 69 | 68 |
| #3 | DarkImp3rium | -1.70 | 50 | 60 |
| #4 | T0b3 | -2.53 | 44 | 53 |





