








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 397 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2477 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,122 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2746 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2311 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1351 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1714 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $474,672 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 584 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ULI, ¿EL HUMILDE? | 81% | 16 |
| #2 | 𝒮𝑜𝓇𝒶 | 67% | 15 |
| #3 | galaxy | 64% | 11 |
| #4 | mannyw0w | 64% | 11 |
| #5 | ♛ N E O Z Z ♛ | 64% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ♛ N E O Z Z ♛ | 64% | 11 |
| #6 | FlamaS | 61% | 18 |
| #7 | Deus | 59% | 17 |
| #8 | GAMUSINO ILLUMINATI | 53% | 15 |
| #9 | J0S1C0! | 45% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | galaxy | 5 | 0.0201 |
| #2 | 𝒮𝑜𝓇𝒶 | 3 | 0.0105 |
| #3 | ULI, ¿EL HUMILDE? | 1 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | GAMUSINO ILLUMINATI | 1 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | ♛ N E O Z Z ♛ | 1 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FlamaS | 147 | 0.42 | 4 min |
| #2 | galaxy | 73 | 0.29 | 1 min |
| #3 | GAMUSINO ILLUMINATI | 53 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | Deus | 51 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | 𝒮𝑜𝓇𝒶 | 45 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mannyw0w | +5.20 | 94 | 75 |
| #2 | FlamaS | +2.82 | 85 | 68 |
| #3 | ✪ T1ramisu | +2.08 | 73 | 67 |
| #4 | galaxy | +1.53 | 60 | 67 |
| #5 | 𝒮𝑜𝓇𝒶 | +0.66 | 79 | 57 |





