








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 94 matches | ||
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1971 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,995 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1399 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1536 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 668 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 1392 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $518,198 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 162 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Suav | 65% | 20 |
| #2 | Dwimmerlaik | 65% | 17 |
| #3 | manx^ | 63% | 19 |
| #4 | Bluebear | 62% | 13 |
| #5 | Skrub | 60% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | dake | 53% | 15 |
| #8 | Syn | 53% | 40 |
| #9 | lil bow peep | 51% | 43 |
| #10 | BenjaminBeatsu | 45% | 11 |
| #11 | Pandaa_Man | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lil bow peep | 5 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | 奈|Nara|良 | 4 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | Skrub | 3 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | Syn | 3 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | Suav | 2 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lil bow peep | 283 | 0.30 | 6 min |
| #2 | Syn | 142 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #3 | Skrub | 136 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | 奈|Nara|良 | 85 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | manx^ | 80 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Godly | +2.66 | 83 | 53 |
| #2 | Bluebear | +2.32 | 67 | 69 |
| #3 | Skrub | +0.87 | 72 | 68 |
| #4 | Pandaa_Man | +0.21 | 68 | 61 |
| #5 | Syn | -0.13 | 77 | 59 |





