








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 411 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 194 matches | ||
| Premier | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3474 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,884 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2596 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2006 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2206 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1076 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,300,102 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 240 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AJ | 66% | 32 |
| #2 | Wowzers | 61% | 31 |
| #3 | SpecHT- | 58% | 45 |
| #4 | ChetintashBiceps | 51% | 80 |
| #5 | Adam Frost | 47% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpecHT- | 5 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | ChetintashBiceps | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Adam Frost | 3 | 0.0089 |
| #4 | Wowzers | 2 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | Murat Kebab Maker #SkinsMonkey | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpecHT- | +4.65 | 82 | 49 |
| #2 | bong water gaming | +2.25 | 84 | 53 |
| #3 | AJ | +0.30 | 64 | 55 |
| #4 | Murat Kebab Maker #SkinsMonkey | -0.77 | 37 | 50 |
| #5 | Adam Frost | -0.88 | 68 | 38 |





