








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 221 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2005 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,331 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1575 | 17% |
| Smokes | 3039 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2767 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1950 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $450,646 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jung Poop | 42% | 78 |
| #2 | Halfmoon66 | 34% | 153 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jung Poop | 42% | 78 |
| #2 | Halfmoon66 | 34% | 153 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Halfmoon66 | 33 | 0.0109 |
| #2 | Jung Poop | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Halfmoon66 | 366 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #2 | Jung Poop | 188 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jung Poop | +3.94 | 66 | 51 |
| #2 | MustBePog | -0.06 | 46 | 44 |
| #3 | Halfmoon66 | -3.23 | 41 | 37 |





