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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 58 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2159 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,968 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1572 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1676 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1160 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1560 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $797,242 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3950 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mrec | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | KiriGood | 59% | 29 |
| #3 | naur1g_wallhacks | 54% | 79 |
| #4 | Mar | 52% | 44 |
| #5 | Kucyk | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | naur1g_wallhacks | 54% | 79 |
| #4 | Mar | 52% | 44 |
| #5 | Kucyk | 42% | 12 |
| #6 | Asteres g4skins WIN.SKIN | 19% | 16 |
| #7 | Rabuu | 15% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | naur1g_wallhacks | 28 | 0.0182 |
| #2 | KiriGood | 8 | 0.0145 |
| #3 | Mar | 5 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | Rabuu | 3 | 0.0128 |
| #5 | Mrec | 2 | 0.0096 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | naur1g_wallhacks | 94 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #2 | KiriGood | 44 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | Rabuu | 41 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | Mrec | 39 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #5 | Mar | 11 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kucyk | +2.42 | 58 | 33 |
| #2 | Mrec | +1.52 | 61 | 59 |
| #3 | nom nom nom | +0.91 | 56 | 50 |
| #4 | KiriGood | +0.36 | 61 | 43 |
| #5 | Rabuu | +0.01 | 47 | 59 |





