








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 224 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 141 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2651 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,113 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2983 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2580 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2016 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2534 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $419,155 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 378 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ATTILA | 52% | 21 |
| #2 | Moist Towel | 52% | 31 |
| #3 | SpaceGhost | 50% | 26 |
| #4 | Filla | 48% | 21 |
| #5 | Lukepa33 | 44% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Filla | 48% | 21 |
| #5 | Lukepa33 | 44% | 25 |
| #6 | CharlieAndCheese | 42% | 31 |
| #7 | Pigeon Reborn | 40% | 48 |
| #8 | No-Clutch Bill | 39% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | No-Clutch Bill | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Pigeon Reborn | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Lukepa33 | 2 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | SpaceGhost | 2 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | ATTILA | 2 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pigeon Reborn | 106 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #2 | ATTILA | 76 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #3 | Lukepa33 | 73 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | Moist Towel | 57 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | CharlieAndCheese | 35 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Okami | +2.16 | 52 | 48 |
| #2 | CharlieAndCheese | +0.73 | 67 | 59 |
| #3 | Moist Towel | -0.09 | 42 | 45 |
| #4 | SpaceGhost | -0.53 | 29 | 50 |
| #5 | Lukepa33 | -1.24 | 57 | 57 |





