








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1688 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 606 matches | ||
| Faceit | 310 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




74 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10494 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,137 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8357 | 28% |
| Smokes | 9370 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4751 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 7659 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,736,121 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1461 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zuhn | 72% | 87 |
| #2 | jordaniaX | 56% | 222 |
| #3 | clique | 53% | 116 |
| #4 | ♛Dippa | 34% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zuhn | 72% | 87 |
| #2 | jordaniaX | 56% | 222 |
| #3 | clique | 53% | 116 |
| #4 | ♛Dippa | 34% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jordaniaX | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | Zuhn | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | ♛Dippa | 4 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | clique | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jordaniaX | 875 | 0.19 | 19 min |
| #2 | clique | 260 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | Zuhn | 230 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | ♛Dippa | 208 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hello, my friend | +0.85 | 78 | 59 |
| #2 | jordaniaX | +0.36 | 61 | 69 |
| #3 | ♛Dippa | +0.30 | 79 | 65 |
| #4 | Zuhn | -0.60 | 76 | 51 |
| #5 | clique | -1.72 | 59 | 39 |





