








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 138 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1468 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,556 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 939 | 26% |
| Smokes | 855 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 809 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 953 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $396,888 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 137 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | remmle | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | Becka | 63% | 8 |
| #3 | 2cm Offroad XTREME | 52% | 23 |
| #4 | Wheelcrack | 47% | 15 |
| #5 | Palutia | 44% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Wheelcrack | 47% | 15 |
| #5 | Palutia | 44% | 9 |
| #6 | RidingSquare | 44% | 9 |
| #7 | Starscreem | 43% | 40 |
| #8 | Daithking | 42% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Starscreem | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Daithking | 1 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | 2cm Offroad XTREME | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Wheelcrack | 1 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | Palutia | 1 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Starscreem | 151 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #2 | 2cm Offroad XTREME | 56 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | remmle | 35 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | Wheelcrack | 34 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Daithking | 27 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Palutia | +3.49 | 81 | 65 |
| #2 | Starscreem | +1.45 | 90 | 71 |
| #3 | Opium Prime | +1.06 | 89 | 57 |
| #4 | remmle | -0.19 | 64 | 60 |
| #5 | Becka | -0.86 | 26 | 28 |





