








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 261 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 149 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1535 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,108 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 854 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1382 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 738 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1134 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $486,347 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 230 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | de_iRicktastic | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | ninjalips | 51% | 37 |
| #3 | ChadOnii | 48% | 25 |
| #4 | Pudel | 41% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | de_iRicktastic | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | ninjalips | 51% | 37 |
| #3 | ChadOnii | 48% | 25 |
| #4 | Pudel | 41% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChadOnii | 5 | 0.0101 |
| #2 | Pudel | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | ninjalips | 2 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pudel | 170 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #2 | ninjalips | 59 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | ChadOnii | 50 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | de_iRicktastic | 29 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChadOnii | +0.40 | 52 | 65 |
| #2 | REAPER | +0.39 | 62 | 53 |
| #3 | Pudel | -0.30 | 48 | 66 |
| #4 | de_iRicktastic | -0.78 | 29 | 89 |
| #5 | ninjalips | -3.25 | 18 | 50 |





