








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 56 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 80 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1767 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,432 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1969 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1787 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1193 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1483 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $140,133 of utility $51 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 34 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HiddeN | 58% | 19 |
| #2 | sojas1337 | 57% | 23 |
| #3 | DavideSlv | 56% | 25 |
| #4 | Scofield | 56% | 34 |
| #5 | Saladin Shaun | 49% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | G3ner41 | 46% | 28 |
| #7 | rhinestein | 46% | 24 |
| #8 | minion | 44% | 36 |
| #9 | SKYTHEMAN | 43% | 14 |
| #10 | NotSoToxic | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scofield | 11 | 0.0146 |
| #2 | DavideSlv | 10 | 0.0201 |
| #3 | minion | 6 | 0.0081 |
| #4 | sojas1337 | 4 | 0.0083 |
| #5 | NotSoToxic | 4 | 0.0253 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saladin Shaun | 143 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #2 | minion | 92 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | HiddeN | 76 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #4 | Scofield | 65 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | G3ner41 | 53 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✘ Bulletz ✘ | +3.33 | 72 | 72 |
| #2 | sojas1337 | +3.26 | 70 | 67 |
| #3 | Scofield | +0.77 | 55 | 63 |
| #4 | rhinestein | +0.74 | 73 | 56 |
| #5 | HiddeN | -0.28 | 54 | 67 |





