








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 38 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
524 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,233 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 213 | 17% |
| Smokes | 295 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 356 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 369 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $225,055 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rhinestein | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | yanilmaz peek | 75% | 4 |
| #3 | Scofield | 67% | 9 |
| #4 | ✘ Bulletz ✘ | 56% | 25 |
| #5 | sojas1337 | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | T_T | 43% | 7 |
| #9 | SKYTHEMAN | 40% | 10 |
| #10 | minion | 40% | 15 |
| #11 | HiddeN | 33% | 6 |
| #12 | NotSoToxic | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✘ Bulletz ✘ | 20 | 0.0400 |
| #2 | Saladin Shaun | 5 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | minion | 4 | 0.0139 |
| #4 | Scofield | 4 | 0.0216 |
| #5 | T_T | 3 | 0.0240 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✘ Bulletz ✘ | 136 | 0.27 | 3 min |
| #2 | Saladin Shaun | 103 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | minion | 49 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | T_T | 29 | 0.23 | 0 min |
| #5 | HiddeN | 22 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yanilmaz peek | +7.92 | 95 | 30 |
| #2 | ✘ Bulletz ✘ | +3.99 | 71 | 63 |
| #3 | sojas1337 | +3.42 | 71 | 63 |
| #4 | rhinestein | +0.42 | 73 | 51 |
| #5 | Saladin Shaun | +0.41 | 42 | 50 |





