








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 449 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 882 matches | ||
| Wingman | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 89 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8630 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,904 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5868 | 20% |
| Smokes | 7394 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 8379 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 7263 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,650,673 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 578 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B1 Battle Droid | 51% | 427 |
| #2 | belvinbungus | 51% | 273 |
| #3 | kaden | 49% | 644 |
| #4 | tiger | 49% | 323 |
| #5 | Syke | 49% | 366 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | kaden | 49% | 644 |
| #4 | tiger | 49% | 323 |
| #5 | Syke | 49% | 366 |
| #6 | Cupofauqua | 48% | 167 |
| #7 | 𝕊ℍ𝔸𝔻𝕐𝕎𝕆𝕆𝔻 | 44% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kaden | 35 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | belvinbungus | 21 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Syke | 20 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Cupofauqua | 18 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | B1 Battle Droid | 14 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kaden | 2841 | 0.20 | 62 min |
| #2 | Syke | 1664 | 0.21 | 45 min |
| #3 | tiger | 1579 | 0.22 | 41 min |
| #4 | B1 Battle Droid | 1273 | 0.14 | 34 min |
| #5 | belvinbungus | 1011 | 0.17 | 27 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kaden | +1.74 | 75 | 66 |
| #2 | belvinbungus | +1.17 | 70 | 68 |
| #3 | tiger | +0.37 | 56 | 69 |
| #4 | 𝕊ℍ𝔸𝔻𝕐𝕎𝕆𝕆𝔻 | -0.02 | 57 | 38 |
| #5 | Cupofauqua | -0.16 | 50 | 65 |





