








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 480 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 380 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 76 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4526 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,770 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4733 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4838 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3714 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3485 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,505,030 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 710 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kaden | 52% | 236 |
| #2 | Cupofauqua | 51% | 91 |
| #3 | Adam | 51% | 273 |
| #4 | tiger | 49% | 118 |
| #5 | B1 Battle Droid | 48% | 126 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Cupofauqua | 51% | 91 |
| #3 | Adam | 51% | 273 |
| #4 | tiger | 49% | 118 |
| #5 | B1 Battle Droid | 48% | 126 |
| #6 | Syke | 46% | 127 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kaden | 15 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Adam | 14 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Cupofauqua | 7 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | Syke | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | B1 Battle Droid | 5 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kaden | 1071 | 0.21 | 24 min |
| #2 | Syke | 586 | 0.21 | 16 min |
| #3 | tiger | 533 | 0.21 | 14 min |
| #4 | B1 Battle Droid | 388 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #5 | Adam | 364 | 0.06 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kaden | +1.72 | 73 | 65 |
| #2 | belvinbungus | +1.22 | 72 | 67 |
| #3 | tiger | +0.71 | 56 | 69 |
| #4 | Syke | -0.63 | 53 | 69 |
| #5 | Cupofauqua | -0.81 | 52 | 62 |





