








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 284 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 314 matches | ||
| Wingman | 90 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4473 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,002 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4406 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4292 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2921 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3383 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,288,506 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 355 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | baz | 52% | 131 |
| #2 | ankara messi | 51% | 225 |
| #3 | M-U-S-S-I | 50% | 210 |
| #4 | Chr1sse | 47% | 295 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | baz | 52% | 131 |
| #2 | ankara messi | 51% | 225 |
| #3 | M-U-S-S-I | 50% | 210 |
| #4 | Chr1sse | 47% | 295 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M-U-S-S-I | 19 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | ankara messi | 16 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Chr1sse | 15 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | baz | 10 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chr1sse | 1022 | 0.17 | 26 min |
| #2 | M-U-S-S-I | 662 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #3 | ankara messi | 611 | 0.13 | 16 min |
| #4 | baz | 432 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ankara messi | +0.88 | 80 | 64 |
| #2 | baz | +0.36 | 79 | 68 |
| #3 | Chr1sse | +0.12 | 77 | 65 |
| #4 | siuhy | -0.11 | 59 | 67 |
| #5 | M-U-S-S-I | -0.68 | 45 | 62 |





