








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1278 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 393 matches | ||
| Faceit | 164 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7335 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,468 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4861 | 23% |
| Smokes | 6630 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3194 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 6783 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,546,378 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1006 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1mer | 61% | 41 |
| #2 | NTS | 60% | 48 |
| #3 | Bambooz | 59% | 71 |
| #4 | D1RE | 54% | 89 |
| #5 | DTruxy | 50% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | NTS | 60% | 48 |
| #3 | Bambooz | 59% | 71 |
| #4 | D1RE | 54% | 89 |
| #5 | DTruxy | 50% | 78 |
| #6 | jman | 44% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DTruxy | 10 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | Bambooz | 7 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | D1RE | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | NTS | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | jman | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DTruxy | 484 | 0.32 | 12 min |
| #2 | D1RE | 348 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #3 | NTS | 260 | 0.26 | 7 min |
| #4 | Bambooz | 257 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #5 | 1mer | 181 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DTruxy | +3.67 | 92 | 73 |
| #2 | Bambooz | +3.33 | 85 | 68 |
| #3 | NTS | +2.70 | 86 | 75 |
| #4 | D1RE | +2.36 | 84 | 68 |
| #5 | 1mer | +1.19 | 91 | 69 |





