








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 9 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
549 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,053 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 779 | 38% |
| Smokes | 400 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 447 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 427 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $148,218 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Venom | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | thebreezetv Twitch | 67% | 9 |
| #3 | SombreSeul | 61% | 59 |
| #4 | twitch queeece 😉 | 60% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Venom | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | thebreezetv Twitch | 67% | 9 |
| #3 | SombreSeul | 61% | 59 |
| #4 | twitch queeece 😉 | 60% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twitch queeece 😉 | 2 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | SombreSeul | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SombreSeul | 70 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #2 | twitch queeece 😉 | 36 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | thebreezetv Twitch | 23 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | Venom | 11 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | thebreezetv Twitch | +7.04 | 81 | 67 |
| #2 | SombreSeul | +3.57 | 90 | 60 |
| #3 | Deathly | -1.32 | 36 | 57 |
| #4 | Venom | -1.74 | 27 | 51 |
| #5 | twitch queeece 😉 | -2.10 | 48 | 41 |





