








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 20 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 71 matches | ||
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Faceit | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Wingman | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5115 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,484 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2972 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3682 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2827 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3003 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,012,809 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 85 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Barak Obama | 12 | 0.0183 |
| #2 | SombreSeul | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | donk666 | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | twitch queeece 😉 | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SombreSeul | 194 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #2 | donk666 | 169 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | Venom | 105 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | Keenoxbeeno | 94 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | twitch queeece 😉 | 77 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | thebreezetv Twitch | +4.26 | 88 | 59 |
| #2 | SombreSeul | +1.88 | 91 | 60 |
| #3 | donk666 | +1.48 | 88 | 69 |
| #4 | Venom | -1.02 | 36 | 48 |
| #5 | Barak Obama | -2.10 | 65 | 39 |





