








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 612 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 174 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4618 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,987 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2580 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1988 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1981 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2438 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,045,278 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 646 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 26yards | 58% | 77 |
| #2 | LargeEdition | 51% | 125 |
| #3 | Tevetron | 50% | 20 |
| #4 | BROWN1E | 49% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 26yards | 58% | 77 |
| #2 | LargeEdition | 51% | 125 |
| #3 | Tevetron | 50% | 20 |
| #4 | BROWN1E | 49% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LargeEdition | 15 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | BROWN1E | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Tevetron | 4 | 0.0094 |
| #4 | 26yards | 3 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LargeEdition | 375 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #2 | BROWN1E | 230 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | 26yards | 222 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #4 | Tevetron | 63 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | < blank > | +2.24 | 85 | 64 |
| #2 | LargeEdition | +1.02 | 78 | 60 |
| #3 | BROWN1E | -0.34 | 66 | 63 |
| #4 | Tevetron | -1.65 | 55 | 42 |
| #5 | 26yards | -1.67 | 48 | 59 |





