








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 218 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 139 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1803 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,815 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 779 | 16% |
| Smokes | 345 | 7% |
| HE Grenades | 1726 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1965 | 41% |
Our logs show you have wasted $324,169 of utility $54 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | βPlehaβ <3 | 62% | 53 |
| #2 | BreDLee | 56% | 43 |
| #3 | Shizukana Tora | 53% | 86 |
| #4 | feelings | 52% | 114 |
| #5 | ΠΠ»Π°Π΄ΠΈSlave#kya~ | 49% | 263 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | BreDLee | 56% | 43 |
| #3 | Shizukana Tora | 53% | 86 |
| #4 | feelings | 52% | 114 |
| #5 | ΠΠ»Π°Π΄ΠΈSlave#kya~ | 49% | 263 |
| #6 | syavaX | 48% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ΠΠ»Π°Π΄ΠΈSlave#kya~ | 23 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | feelings | 17 | 0.0074 |
| #3 | BreDLee | 8 | 0.0094 |
| #4 | syavaX | 7 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | Shizukana Tora | 4 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ΠΠ»Π°Π΄ΠΈSlave#kya~ | 892 | 0.17 | 26 min |
| #2 | feelings | 143 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | Shizukana Tora | 100 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | syavaX | 93 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | BreDLee | 55 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | feelings | +2.41 | 91 | 49 |
| #2 | BreDLee | +2.14 | 95 | 39 |
| #3 | syavaX | +2.12 | 64 | 62 |
| #4 | βPlehaβ <3 | +1.78 | 81 | 53 |
| #5 | Shizukana Tora | +1.03 | 73 | 41 |





