








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 396 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 161 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2837 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,652 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3552 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2931 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2937 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3232 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $633,478 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 260 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♔Pleha♔ <3 | 59% | 59 |
| #2 | feelings | 55% | 112 |
| #3 | BreDLee | 55% | 47 |
| #4 | Shizukana Tora | 53% | 85 |
| #5 | syavaX | 53% | 150 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | feelings | 55% | 112 |
| #3 | BreDLee | 55% | 47 |
| #4 | Shizukana Tora | 53% | 85 |
| #5 | syavaX | 53% | 150 |
| #6 | 𝓜𝓔𝓜𝓔𝓝𝓣𝓞 𝓜𝓞𝓡𝓘 | 49% | 263 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝓜𝓔𝓜𝓔𝓝𝓣𝓞 𝓜𝓞𝓡𝓘 | 30 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | feelings | 17 | 0.0075 |
| #3 | syavaX | 9 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | BreDLee | 9 | 0.0098 |
| #5 | ♔Pleha♔ <3 | 5 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝓜𝓔𝓜𝓔𝓝𝓣𝓞 𝓜𝓞𝓡𝓘 | 220 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #2 | feelings | 141 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | syavaX | 123 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #4 | Shizukana Tora | 89 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | BreDLee | 60 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | feelings | +2.82 | 91 | 51 |
| #2 | BreDLee | +2.70 | 94 | 36 |
| #3 | syavaX | +2.07 | 65 | 61 |
| #4 | ♔Pleha♔ <3 | +1.76 | 80 | 49 |
| #5 | Shizukana Tora | +1.10 | 73 | 43 |





