








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 130 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 222 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2626 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,191 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 882 | 11% |
| Smokes | 2105 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2387 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2817 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,693,184 of utility $228 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 107 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HAKUNA MATATA <3 | 54% | 80 |
| #2 | ♛Kewuu$cH♛ | 50% | 48 |
| #3 | Morgacin | 48% | 184 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HAKUNA MATATA <3 | 54% | 80 |
| #2 | ♛Kewuu$cH♛ | 50% | 48 |
| #3 | Morgacin | 48% | 184 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Morgacin | 11 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | HAKUNA MATATA <3 | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | ♛Kewuu$cH♛ | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Morgacin | 585 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #2 | HAKUNA MATATA <3 | 114 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | ♛Kewuu$cH♛ | 48 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HAKUNA MATATA <3 | +2.12 | 51 | 70 |
| #2 | Morgacin | +0.31 | 49 | 61 |
| #3 | SHADOWZ_CS2 | -0.80 | 39 | 44 |
| #4 | ♛Kewuu$cH♛ | -1.78 | 51 | 50 |





