








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 116 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 96 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
1086 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,735 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 688 | 25% |
| Smokes | 532 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 664 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 851 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $291,115 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | besu | 67% | 9 |
| #2 | jaLmaRi | 56% | 9 |
| #3 | nuugi | 54% | 52 |
| #4 | AaaaAAa | 50% | 10 |
| #5 | S4muel | 47% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | S4muel | 47% | 68 |
| #6 | Alexii | 42% | 93 |
| #7 | Hessu | 38% | 24 |
| #8 | Ras | 36% | 25 |
| #9 | J.J.K.P | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nuugi | 14 | 0.0135 |
| #2 | Alexii | 10 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | S4muel | 8 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | Hessu | 7 | 0.0187 |
| #5 | besu | 4 | 0.0235 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nuugi | 178 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #2 | S4muel | 162 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | Ras | 67 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | Alexii | 58 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | J.J.K.P | 42 | 0.28 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nuugi | +6.09 | 79 | 72 |
| #2 | besu | +2.39 | 76 | 42 |
| #3 | S4muel | +1.14 | 59 | 59 |
| #4 | jaLmaRi | +0.30 | 75 | 55 |
| #5 | Ras | +0.04 | 69 | 52 |





