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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
236 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 566 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 157 | 28% |
| Smokes | 249 | 44% |
| HE Grenades | 87 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 73 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $122,098 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MyrskyKarhu | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | Abella Danger | 50% | 18 |
| #3 | Taikaneekeri | 46% | 13 |
| #4 | laiskabemari | 42% | 45 |
| #5 | MinttiDöbö | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | laiskabemari | 50 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #2 | MinttiDöbö | 44 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #3 | Abella Danger | 26 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #4 | Taikaneekeri | 18 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #5 | MyrskyKarhu | 18 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MinttiDöbö | +6.96 | 71 | 52 |
| #2 | Taikaneekeri | +4.29 | 72 | 35 |
| #3 | MyrskyKarhu | +2.43 | 36 | 55 |
| #4 | Abella Danger | +1.64 | 44 | 41 |
| #5 | omenapuu10 | -1.88 | 25 | 21 |





