








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 227 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Wingman | 36 matches | ||
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3886 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,561 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2959 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1742 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1975 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2885 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,471,282 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2637 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jawntista | 55% | 53 |
| #2 | JawnWain | 51% | 68 |
| #3 | Agr0 | 47% | 380 |
| #4 | Steele. | 46% | 403 |
| #5 | Shrek | 45% | 119 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Agr0 | 46 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | Steele. | 36 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | Shrek | 17 | 0.0073 |
| #4 | Jawntista | 6 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | JawnWain | 4 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Steele. | +2.35 | 64 | 69 |
| #2 | Agr0 | +1.15 | 48 | 60 |
| #3 | Shrek | +0.62 | 56 | 65 |
| #4 | Stompy McLoudass | +0.11 | 50 | 49 |
| #5 | Jawntista | -1.36 | 32 | 36 |





