








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 49 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 155 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




65 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2483 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,388 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 589 | 17% |
| Smokes | 916 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1193 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 690 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $810,945 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Boule Roses | 52% | 73 |
| #2 | FrançoisXFrançois | 47% | 110 |
| #3 | Yuri | 45% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Boule Roses | 52% | 73 |
| #2 | FrançoisXFrançois | 47% | 110 |
| #3 | Yuri | 45% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FrançoisXFrançois | 21 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | Yuri | 11 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | Boule Roses | 6 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FrançoisXFrançois | 137 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #2 | Yuri | 72 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | Boule Roses | 8 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dowpse | +2.17 | 88 | 34 |
| #2 | Boule Roses | -0.06 | 56 | 24 |
| #3 | Yuri | -0.15 | 69 | 46 |
| #4 | FrançoisXFrançois | -1.43 | 66 | 42 |





