








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 75 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
623 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,440 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 735 | 30% |
| Smokes | 714 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 373 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 618 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $184,222 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | #S | 40% | 5 |
| #8 | N00MAS | 33% | 6 |
| #9 | whysopiro???? | 33% | 6 |
| #10 | Zachuuu | 27% | 22 |
| #11 | moth | 22% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r0y | 6 | 0.0123 |
| #2 | Zachuuu | 5 | 0.0121 |
| #3 | KDB | 4 | 0.0119 |
| #4 | DeTroNxD | 2 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | moth | 2 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DeTroNxD | 59 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #2 | r0y | 58 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | Zachuuu | 38 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | KDB | 37 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | #S | 20 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N00MAS | +4.37 | 91 | 67 |
| #2 | scary | +3.19 | 84 | 68 |
| #3 | moth | +2.69 | 76 | 40 |
| #4 | DeTroNxD | +1.25 | 64 | 60 |
| #5 | #S | +0.80 | 59 | 62 |





