








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 69 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 64 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
953 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,022 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1215 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1159 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 654 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 994 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $242,417 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | san1tyyy | 57% | 7 |
| #2 | R3XON | 44% | 45 |
| #3 | no_one | TRADEITgg | 44% | 16 |
| #4 | Tweek | 42% | 12 |
| #5 | #S | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R3XON | 172 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #2 | #S | 20 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| #3 | Tweek | 13 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #4 | san1tyyy | 9 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | no_one | TRADEITgg | 7 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R3XON | +1.98 | 51 | 54 |
| #2 | #S | +0.80 | 59 | 60 |
| #3 | Necromancer(Rd to gn 3)cs.money | +0.53 | 59 | 63 |
| #4 | san1tyyy | -1.90 | 69 | 69 |
| #5 | no_one | TRADEITgg | -1.94 | 59 | 35 |





