








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
145 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 499 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 111 | 22% |
| Smokes | 119 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 148 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 121 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $59,314 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | 神奇的郭大爷 | 33% | 9 |
| #9 | SSSU (i have nice skins) | 31% | 16 |
| #10 | ButterflyKiss | 30% | 20 |
| #11 | Chijiage | 24% | 17 |
| #12 | Rockuyasu | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rockuyasu | +10.78 | 83 | 55 |
| #2 | SSSU (i have nice skins) | +5.48 | 67 | 59 |
| #3 | Prophet♂ | +5.13 | 85 | 69 |
| #4 | OE10x2 | +2.85 | 40 | 58 |
| #5 | Chijiage | +2.85 | 57 | 47 |





