








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 198 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1703 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,457 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1517 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1287 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1257 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1396 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $483,742 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 26 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smufty | 47% | 119 |
| #2 | Steve | 44% | 86 |
| #3 | BFL | 44% | 34 |
| #4 | froemosen | 43% | 47 |
| #5 | BRUCE WAYNE | 37% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smufty | 47% | 119 |
| #2 | Steve | 44% | 86 |
| #3 | BFL | 44% | 34 |
| #4 | froemosen | 43% | 47 |
| #5 | BRUCE WAYNE | 37% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smufty | 7 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | BRUCE WAYNE | 5 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | Steve | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | froemosen | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smufty | 576 | 0.24 | 16 min |
| #2 | BFL | 135 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #3 | froemosen | 87 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | Steve | 71 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | BRUCE WAYNE | 49 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smufty | +2.88 | 69 | 69 |
| #2 | Steve | +1.49 | 81 | 46 |
| #3 | HeideFætter | -0.15 | 66 | 63 |
| #4 | BFL | -1.31 | 70 | 58 |
| #5 | froemosen | -3.00 | 44 | 54 |





