








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 15 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
295 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,142 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 408 | 36% |
| Smokes | 312 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 208 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 214 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $69,943 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mleczak (kocham bambi) | 52% | 23 |
| #2 | щука | 50% | 22 |
| #3 | sui | 44% | 25 |
| #4 | [DL] adik | 38% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mleczak (kocham bambi) | 52% | 23 |
| #2 | щука | 50% | 22 |
| #3 | sui | 44% | 25 |
| #4 | [DL] adik | 38% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mleczak (kocham bambi) | 12 | 0.0260 |
| #2 | [DL] adik | 11 | 0.0247 |
| #3 | sui | 6 | 0.0120 |
| #4 | щука | 5 | 0.0105 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [DL] adik | 101 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #2 | sui | 37 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | щука | 17 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | mleczak (kocham bambi) | 7 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | щука | +4.71 | 79 | 50 |
| #2 | sui | -0.11 | 71 | 52 |
| #3 | mleczak (kocham bambi) | -0.48 | 52 | 18 |
| #4 | [DL] Ricardo Milos | -2.08 | 52 | 60 |
| #5 | [DL] adik | -4.86 | 26 | 27 |





